They say loose lips sink ships. Well, what makes lips looser than a little bit of alcohol?
At the past Rainbow on the Green, the liquor was flowing as well as a few words some wish could take back. I know I do. I mistook a Laura Branigan song as one by Taylor Dayne.
Well, my faux pas wasn’t the only ridiculous statement slurred. We compiled a list of some of the most ridiculous things overheard at Rainbow at the Green and here are some of them.
Drunk Girl: Gaymer? Oh, like gay and gamer! That is so cute! Here, take my photo.
- Gaymer Strip
Man About to Burst: This is the only place the men’s restroom line is longer than the women’s.
- Outside the men’s restroom
Man Looking At Kid Riding In The Car: (singing) Big Pimpin’!
- Near stage
Man: What did you do last night?
Man 2: Spent the night with that guy.
Man: Who?
Man 2: You know me, under six inches and I don’t remember.
- Lawn
Man: More people care about that kid in his car than they do about Taylor Dayne.
- Near stage
Overly Excited Gay: Yay, we are now officially Eskimo brothers!
- Near Aspen Ski Week Booth
Gay Who Thought He Was Better Than Everyone For Being VIP: You have to stay outside the fence like a plebian.
- VIP Lounge
Overheated Woman: My tits are burning!
- Lawn
Disgusted Gay: You look like Bea Arthur and not in the good way.
- Entrance
Confused Man: Why does that guy in front of us have two beers in the air?
- Front of Taylor Dayne’s stage
Man: That is so cool. That guy is dressed like Pikachu.
Man 2: $20 says he goes home with an older power top.
- Gaymer Strip